Question:
I really can't believe the incredible site of parents standing in a
burnt out shell wearing hard hats while holding a baby. Do you think
this was some pillock at channel 4 who insisted that the adults must
wear hard hats, but was fine with the baby - as there was nothing in
the policy manual about filming babies in building sites?
Answer:
I don't think hard hats come that small.
They are adjustable and baby's heads are almost the same size as adult
heads.
Are they? I thought the un fused bones expand and get filled in later (12
months?).
That was a very young baby.
They could have used a "Bob The Builder" hard hat, but that's a BBC
programme and GD is C4.
They always seem to have very clean hard hats though, no sign of them
having been used for mixing polyfilla or scooping out the cesspit.
Perhaps the Beeb will have the baby driving a jet-powered dragster in
the next series?
Well you could jam a standard hard hat over the two heads and it would
stay on.
I once used one to collect a swamr of bees when I'd run out of skeps and
boxes.
Merely demonstrating that the average number of heads on a baby is
marginally greater than 1.
That's caused by global warming caused by co2 emissions from 4x4's.
